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Anon is no angle (sh.itjust.works)

>be me
>lifting in the garage
>mom walks in with a plate of tendies with chinese sauce
>always told mom to not to come to the garage while I lifted
>always told mom to never look me in my eyes while I lifted (its where my demons hide)
>she made eye contact
>the plate fell from her hands
>the young man she had been raising had turned into a FUCKED UP beast
>she covers her mouth with both her hands as she lets out a yelp
>turns around and runs away
>put the rusty barbell down
>calmly walk up to the mirror and smash it as I see the beast too
Gosh dang it /fit/, we were gonna go shopping this weekend. What do I do now?

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[-] YungOnions@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

On today's episode of 'Bullshit that Never happened'

[-] PatMustard@feddit.uk 47 points 1 year ago

Do you go to the fantasy section in the library and shout "fake!" at all the books? It's a greentext, nobody is assuming this story is real, detective!

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 year ago

If youre really lucky you find something based on truth but most of it is just for fun.

Louder for the people in the back please. It's important that we raise awareness about 4chan posters' loose relationship with the truth.

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