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[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 38 points 8 months ago

I, too, hate being surrounded by a warm and plentiful gathering of friends and loved ones singing a song of appreciation for me. Every year! Without fail! All of them never forgetting. There are always so many of them! Like, just for once, let me have a birthday alone in a Texas Roadhouse, which I have never done!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago

Humans suck. I don't want them to sing to me.

[-] hansl@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

On your birthday I’ll take a stand and purposefully NOT sing anything related to flying squids or you. As a gesture that not all humans suck.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 5 points 8 months ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

I know an identity theft scam when I see one.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago

Squid on here 20 hours a day, chu talking to yoomans :( you stimulating conversation to train models to replace us?! How could you!

[-] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Definitely sucks to be remembered. Being forgotten and ignored is a much better way to live life. So much more fulfilling. Especially if you're down to only a few remaining friends. The rest home is going to be awesome.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

For real tho.

It's so calm, no pressure, no expectations, no humans, just drifting slowly towards the warm embrace is the abyss. Even if it looks back at me - at least it's not a human.

[-] meliaesc@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago
[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

Yes. But what I was describing is also therapy.

this post was submitted on 26 Feb 2024
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