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[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 82 points 2 years ago

They're going to change the name to Wokesylvania and you'll have to be a gay trans to live there. Look it up.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago

VOTE FOR ME OR THE LIBERAL MEDIA GIVES YOUR SON A FUCKING STUFFED SHARK AND KNEE HIGH SOCKS

[-] SayJess 10 points 2 years ago

I’VE GOT A BOX FULL OF PINK WHITE AND BLUE KNEE HIGHS HERE, AND THIS GROUP OF ELECTORS OF A DUBIOUS ORIGIN. WHAT’S IT GOING TO BE?

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Whoa whoa whoa, lets all calm down now. No need to do anything rash.

[-] SayJess 4 points 2 years ago

Alright then, let’s talk bidness. Are you going to vote for the old man and the sea, or a sentient piece of stupid cheddar?

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago
[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

You are too old to be corrupted

[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Well maybe not with that attitude!

[-] Steve@startrek.website 16 points 2 years ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time!

[-] Thade780@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

I am a straight trans gal, is there space for me?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago
[-] Thade780@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Sorry, lady. If you wanted to be trans and stay in ~~Pennsylvania~~ Wokesylvania, you should have thought about it first and gotten a girlfriend. Now get into Ohio!

[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 18 points 2 years ago

C'mon man, Transylvania is right there

[-] Riccosuave@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Even better. Shit, that could be a bumper sticker.

[-] skulblaka@startrek.website 9 points 2 years ago

It's bad form to name a place after another place.

Kicks New York, New Hampshire, and New Mexico under the rug

[-] athos77@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

Fucking typical, everyone forgets about New Jersey ....

[-] key@lemmy.keychat.org 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] skozzii@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

That's why I am happy I live in Springfield.

[-] SayJess 7 points 2 years ago

How dare you damn someone to Ohio. Bah gawd, that lady’s got a family!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Wokesylvania will not tolerate the evil non-gay! Except child, of course. How can the Gay Agenda be enacted otherwise? Children must be corrupted into gayness by drag queen story hours.

[-] SayJess 2 points 2 years ago

Fuck, our dastardly plan is being foretold far too early for this part of the movie! Science damnit!

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

The liberal media has already corrupted you and, therefore, we have no interest in further altering you.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Oh, I'm sure they'd just LOVE YOU.

(jk)

[-] return2ozma@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago
[-] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Damn, I was really hoping for Trumpgofuckyourselfania.

[-] donuts@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

They're gonna make us microdose edibles every morning. To make matters worse there'll be a taco truck on every corner.

[-] Bonesince1997@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Checks out. I looked it up.

[-] skozzii@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

I hear it will be turned in to a monarchy and they will crown Taylor Swift Queen for single handedly helping Biden solidify the win in this election.

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