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You wouldn't download an entire media library (programming.dev)

submitted 11 months ago by JDubbleu@programming.dev to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[-] lightnegative@lemmy.world 42 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Ironically, the christian Bible is one of the most offensive books there is

[-] bort@feddit.de 22 points 11 months ago

because of all the socialist propaganda in it?

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 28 points 11 months ago

and the massive jizzing donkey dicks

[-] doingless@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

They're actually mens dicks the size of donkeys. Be accurate my dude.

[-] MetaSynapse@kbin.social 9 points 11 months ago

The size of donkeys dicks, or the size of whole donkeys?

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Dick so long you like why it ain't dirty? But it ain't, it ain't.

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 3 points 11 months ago

So that is why my late grandma was Christian!

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 16 points 11 months ago

And the abortions, and the child killing

[-] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 8 points 11 months ago

Abortion instructions*. The Bible tells you how to force your wife to have an abortion if she cheats on you.

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Do you know where? I don't doubt you, I just wanna see this lmao

[-] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 10 points 11 months ago

Here you go

[-] noughtnaut@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

I have never (before) read a single word of that bible, but may I bestow this upvote upon you for so casually and precisely bringing the requested reference.

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

What the FUCK

[-] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 6 points 11 months ago

It's the Bible, my dude. That shit is bat shit insane if you read it cover to cover.

[-] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Wait till you hear about the guy who fled Sodom with his two daughters who then got him heavily drunk and raped him because they though god wanted them to.