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[-] Jesusaurus@lemmy.world 43 points 2 years ago

You mean like southern states banning books because they are "offensive"?

[-] lightnegative@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Ironically, the christian Bible is one of the most offensive books there is

[-] bort@feddit.de 22 points 2 years ago

because of all the socialist propaganda in it?

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 years ago

and the massive jizzing donkey dicks

[-] doingless@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

They're actually mens dicks the size of donkeys. Be accurate my dude.

[-] MetaSynapse@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago

The size of donkeys dicks, or the size of whole donkeys?

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Dick so long you like why it ain't dirty? But it ain't, it ain't.

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago

So that is why my late grandma was Christian!

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago

And the abortions, and the child killing

Abortion instructions*. The Bible tells you how to force your wife to have an abortion if she cheats on you.

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Do you know where? I don't doubt you, I just wanna see this lmao

[-] noughtnaut@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I have never (before) read a single word of that bible, but may I bestow this upvote upon you for so casually and precisely bringing the requested reference.

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

It's the Bible, my dude. That shit is bat shit insane if you read it cover to cover.

[-] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Wait till you hear about the guy who fled Sodom with his two daughters who then got him heavily drunk and raped him because they though god wanted them to.

[-] BCsven@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

Its because he was wearing a short toga, so he was asking for it

[-] themelm@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

And the incest and rape and all the foreskin stealing.

[-] rotopenguin@infosec.pub 8 points 2 years ago

Oh, we don't believe God's word in those parts.

[-] Fudoshin@feddit.uk 3 points 2 years ago
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