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Got any grapes? (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world
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[-] CultHero@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago

Ducks don't kill people.

Well, they do but only for fun.

[-] Chef@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

The main difference between ducks and the military:

Ducks are prolific rapists.

Wait…

[-] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

So much so that ducks have developed evolutionary defenses.

For example, do you know why ducks have tail feathers?

To cover their butt quacks!

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