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Anon invents a new way to travel
(sh.itjust.works)
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would be cool if inertia wasn't a thing
People have a terrible understanding of orbital mechanics and apparent weightlessness. It's not like gravity just stops affecting you after you get out of the atmosphere. Getting out of the atmosphere is the easy part of getting to orbit. Going sideways fast enough is the hard part.
I feel like everyone should play KSP, just to get a taste of it
I used to baby sit a friend's kid when he was a wee lad, frankly we spent most time playing KSP. Used to give him challenges like if he could build a ship using x amount of parts and make orbit would let him order out pizza instead of food his mom prepared for us. He rarely succeeded at first but apparently kept at it long after I stopped mentoring him and apparently is now going to school to be an aerospace engineer. And before all that his mom could never get him to do his math homework as a tyke.
Pizza has a strange powers over humans. Good job friend.
The real friends is the pizza we make along the way.
Definitely not all those kerbals stranded on Duna. He never did figure out how to properly make it there and back
Nothing got me working on math quite like trying to figure out my ship's ∆v back in 2014 before I installed Kerbal Engineer
That's where I learned about it.
Watching the trajectory change as you accelerate is so satisfying...
what? are you telling me I couldn't reach the other side of the planet by jumping for 12h ?
Anon's airship has inertial dampeners. Checkmate, atheists.
That's easy, instead of accelerating towards your destination you just have to brake and stop moving to let the earth move under you, checkmate physics
Doesn't inertia fuel our magnetosphere?