1805
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] AshMan85@lemmy.world 88 points 2 years ago

Musk can't even make a proper ev why would anyone want a product of his in their brain.

[-] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 57 points 2 years ago

When the patient dies Musk’s team will write a report saying it was the patient’s fault.

[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago

Look, he's all about free speech and free thought. But if people are going around using the wrong free speech and thinking the wrong free thoughts, they leave him no choice but to... Correct the problem. /s

[-] cygon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Don't worry, Musk is a man of highest ethics. He would never rush such a product and risk people getting brain damage. Or extort them for subscription costs later. Just don't ever Google "NeuraLink monkey deaths," 'k?

[-] Bitrot@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 2 years ago

They were thinking wrong.

[-] CosmoNova@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Patient didn‘t tell them about their Bill Gates microchip duh.

[-] Lmaydev@programming.dev 24 points 2 years ago

Musk has literally no idea how any of the stuff these companies produce works.

[-] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 19 points 2 years ago

A year from now: “First Nueralink implant recipient dead after it exploded in his brain, sending shrapnel directly through his frontal lobe”

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Exploding brain implant is a cool way to die and a great punk band name.

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"We're Brain Implant Explosion and we're here to make you afraid of the inevitable rise of the machine and stuff! One! Two! Three! Four!"

[-] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

Elon, is that you?

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Agreed but also not like musk is really doing anything at any of these companies. He brings funding yea but then just takes credit for their work and gives publicity, although lately bad publicity

[-] Bitrot@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 2 years ago

He also tells them they aren't moving fast enough and threatens to close the company if they don't move faster. That's how you get a quality medical device.

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Yea I definitely wouldn’t wanna be an engineer for his companies

[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Sure beats being a test subject for his companies, though.

[-] Doorbook@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

If it would help making soldiers perform better it will get funding and approval..

this post was submitted on 30 Jan 2024
1805 points (100.0% liked)

Microblog Memes

10937 readers
2176 users here now

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

RELATED COMMUNITIES:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS