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[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 45 points 2 years ago

"We do family style, which means the portions are more than you can conceivably eat. That way you won't complain when we overcharge you by a factor of 10."

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 22 points 2 years ago

"We do ask that you not share..."

[-] Speculater@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

But if you do share, we'll be happy to charge a split plate fee.

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

"You try stopping her from sharing my food. I have yet to find success in that endeavor."

[-] Psychodelic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I mean, you can always pay more money for those tiny plates they sell at super fancy expensive places if that's more your thing. lol

this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2024
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