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[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Even better solution though: (re-) build the street at a school zone so that no driver more sane than the most insane Florida Man would not fathom driving any faster than 20 km/h, no speed cameras required.

[-] byroon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Even better solution though: the street at a school zone that no driver more sane than the most insane Florida Man would not fathom driving any faster than 20 km/h, no speed cameras required.

What?

[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's simple. If you design the road to be wide, straight, with wide, clearly marked lanes, clear sides and a smooth surface, people will naturally be inclined to drive faster. This is based on experiences with forgiving design. For motorways, this is fine. But for residential neighbourhoods and school zones, it's a bloodbath waiting to happen.

So out there, you do the exact opposite. Make the street so narrow that anything bigger than an average pickup truck barely fits in a lane. Make it out of brick and don't mark the centre of the road. Surround the street with shrubs and other obstacles, and stick it full of sharp chicanes.

This is the deliberate inverse of forgiving design, called traffic calming.

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Make the street so narrow that anything bigger than an average pickup truck barely fits. Make it out of brick and don’t mark the centre of the road.

School buses are a thing.

[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

School busses do nothing to solve the problem of speeding in school zones.

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I specifically quoted the part about making the road in front of a school so narrow a pickup truck would have trouble.

If it's too narrow for a pickup truck, how are school busses supposed to function?

[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Then let me specify:

Wide enough for one pickup and no opposing traffic, but so narrow that two pickups are going to really have to negotiate to move around each other.

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Schools have more than one bus and they have to pass each other. There are also school buses for the other nearby schools like the middle school and high school running at the same time even when school starts times are offset.

[-] barsoap@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Schools have more than one bus and they have to pass each other.

No they don't they can enter from the same side. You're just looking for excuses. Also why do you need buses in the first place why aren't the kids walking or biking.

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

You have one bus going in one direction to a school passing another bus going to another school.

Have you only lived in an inner city where roads can be one way because they alternate in direction every block?

Also why do you need buses in the first place why aren’t the kids walking or biking.

???? If that's your solution then why is there a road to begin with? Just ban cars. Simple.

[-] barsoap@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

You have one bus going in one direction to a school passing another bus going to another school.

In front of a school? Are your schools connected directly to highways or something?

Have you only lived in an inner city where roads can be one way because they alternate in direction every block?

We don't have blocks.

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Are your schools connected directly to highways or something?

Roads are typically 2 lanes one in each direction. You already know this because you said a solution would be to remove the lane marker.

So you have a road with an elementary school, and 2 miles further down is a middle school. Even without that you have buses passing each other during pickup because busses only pickup kids on one side of the street so you don't have young kids crossing roads. So one bus runs in one direction down a road picking up kids direction down the road.

We don’t have blocks.

What do you call a section of inner city bounded on all sides by a road in your country?

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[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 years ago

My elementary school was 15 miles from my house. You think that's a safe distance for a 6 year old to travel alone?

[-] barsoap@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Let me look at a map... maybe 1km max anywhere in my 30k town to the next primary school and that's when you're living on the very very edge of town. Should be under 500m for most pupils.

If you're living in a rural area, outside of the next village (which will have a school), which is an absolute exception as things tend to cluster into villages in rural areas, it might be 5km. Not really an issue with a bike, I biked what 3.5km to Kindergarten (together with my mom). If you have less density than that you probably should have boarding schools.

For secondary education, if you're living in a village you'll probably have to take the bus to the nearest city. Regular public transport though the schedule will take school times into account. Yes, kids can walk 500m to the nearest station.

Bonus: All that school density -- smaller but way more of them -- means that there's obvious places to hold elections as there's a municipality-owned place in Sunday stroll distance to pretty much everywhere. The only downside are the ludicrously low tables.

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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

They used to be. Now everyone drives their kids to school for reasons.

[-] Emerald@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The urban planning in many cities is so absurd and not meant for buses. This means school bus routes are absolute madness and can take hours to get everyone home

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[-] psud@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

My city has exactly one road designed like this. Fire trucks have no problem

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I really want to see these cities. They have a dedicated grid of streets for cyclists, a different grid for fire trucks, a different grid for pedestrians, and a Kafkaesque nightmare of curves for cars. Cars that presumably often break down and the drivers are found later fleshless with teeth marks on their bones. Somehow 4 seperate roadway structures are imposed on a single city.

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[-] barsoap@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Not an issue in Europe. Though granted the US would probably need to replace their fire trucks with sanely-sized ones. You also don't need to haul a big-ass ladder in a low-density area what's your plan use it to do a header into a suburban pool.

Regarding response time absence of gridlock will be more important than the last hundred metres on a residential street, consider investing in public transportation, walkable cities, and generally everything that abolishes owning and using a car being mandatory.

[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Hey, I live on a road like that. It's not even bricks, but good ol' cobblestone. The cars also share it with a tram.

There's a lot of pedestrians crossing. It's a residential area with shops in the ground floor of all the buildings.

There's multiple schools and kindergartens around, so they set the speed limit to 30km/h. Does that matter? No. People go 50-60 during the day and 70-80 at night. The only times that doesn't happen is when the cops set up a mobile speed camera.

The road is fairly straight, I'll give you that, but I guess they can't just demolish a few kilometres of 100yrs old houses to make to road a bit winding.

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[-] milkytoast@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

nah fuck brick roads. the rest sure. not brick. dangerous for panick braking (less traction), wears iunt tires and suspension prematurely

[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Problems that are all reduced, eliminated or rendered irrelevant altogether if traffic moves slowly, which it probably does, thanks to all the other modifications.

Plus, they add a ton of road noise inside the vehicle, further increasing the level of discomfort at higher speeds, contributing to a lower design speed.

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Do you work for IBM on Lotus Notes?

[-] psud@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Panic braking from 20 km/h isn't going to be impeded by a brick surface, even wet brick.

[-] Zagorath@aussie.zone 2 points 2 years ago

Main roads shouldn't be brick, but local residential streets certainly should. The speed limit should be 30 km/h or less anyway, and in a well-designed road network they should only make up a tiny portion of your overall drive, so wearing tyres and suspension isn't an issue.

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Wrong. Making winding roads slows down traffic but increases the amount of time it takes to cover a given distance. Which leads to less people walking and cycling plus more local air pollution. You want nice grids. People walk in NYC they don't walk in burbs. This is what city planners refuse to grasp. You don't make driving more difficult, you make alternatives easier.

[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I agree with that last point, but the rest ignores the fact that this refers especially, specifically to school zones, where, as stated previously, fast traffic is a bloodbath about to happen.

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[-] wesley@yall.theatl.social 2 points 2 years ago

The road can have unnecessary curves that the sidewalks and bike lanes do not.

There are other ways to slow vehicles as well such as chicanes that narrow the street at certain points such that only 1 vehicle can pass fit through it at once, raised crosswalks, etc. There are a lot of ways to design the street to force drivers to slow down and pay attention.

Unfortunately, if drivers have room to speed then it comes at the expense of the well being and safety of everyone else (even other drivers).

I agree that winding culdesacs suck btw, but a street grid doesn't solve the problem if safety in front of a school. If designed poorly it can make it worse since long straight streets can easily be turned into drag strips of speeding vehicles. Street grids are fine and good, but they should not allow drivers to go faster than is compatible with a pleasant and safe environment for people outside of the vehicles.

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I want to see a road that curves with a bike lane that doesn't that isn't so bizarre that no one would ever use it.

[-] wesley@yall.theatl.social 3 points 2 years ago

Hard to find exactly that with a Google search but here's an example of roughly what I was talking about

https://djelr4m41m2tz.cloudfront.net/br/t/brisbane-dec-06-kf_164.jpg

Not hard to imagine doing the same but with bike lanes and sidewalks

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

A. That isn't what you were talking about about

B. You can't find it because it doesn't exist

C. Congrats, this shit road is going to delay emergency responses and will cause accidents when there is even a slight amount of ice

People are going to die because of abominations like this, not like you care.

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[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

"Take this road that's in good condition and spend public money rebuilding it over months instead of installing a camera today to push drivers to be responsible."

[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Essentially, yes.

Besides, speed cameras, especially in NA, enforce by punishment. Punishment that some people are unable to afford, because for some reason they coddle billionaires while letting a fifth of their citizens rot in the gutter.

Meanwhile, a traffic calmed school zone enforces proactively. Are you sure you'd like to risk scratching your brand new $50k truck's pristine paintjob? A properly traffic calmed street will force drivers to face that question, and in many cases, they'll answer the question with "no", and slow down. Mission accomplished.

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