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[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's simple. If you design the road to be wide, straight, with wide, clearly marked lanes, clear sides and a smooth surface, people will naturally be inclined to drive faster. This is based on experiences with forgiving design. For motorways, this is fine. But for residential neighbourhoods and school zones, it's a bloodbath waiting to happen.

So out there, you do the exact opposite. Make the street so narrow that anything bigger than an average pickup truck barely fits in a lane. Make it out of brick and don't mark the centre of the road. Surround the street with shrubs and other obstacles, and stick it full of sharp chicanes.

This is the deliberate inverse of forgiving design, called traffic calming.

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Make the street so narrow that anything bigger than an average pickup truck barely fits. Make it out of brick and don’t mark the centre of the road.

School buses are a thing.

[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

School busses do nothing to solve the problem of speeding in school zones.

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I specifically quoted the part about making the road in front of a school so narrow a pickup truck would have trouble.

If it's too narrow for a pickup truck, how are school busses supposed to function?

[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Then let me specify:

Wide enough for one pickup and no opposing traffic, but so narrow that two pickups are going to really have to negotiate to move around each other.

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Schools have more than one bus and they have to pass each other. There are also school buses for the other nearby schools like the middle school and high school running at the same time even when school starts times are offset.

[-] barsoap@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Schools have more than one bus and they have to pass each other.

No they don't they can enter from the same side. You're just looking for excuses. Also why do you need buses in the first place why aren't the kids walking or biking.

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

You have one bus going in one direction to a school passing another bus going to another school.

Have you only lived in an inner city where roads can be one way because they alternate in direction every block?

Also why do you need buses in the first place why aren’t the kids walking or biking.

???? If that's your solution then why is there a road to begin with? Just ban cars. Simple.

[-] barsoap@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

You have one bus going in one direction to a school passing another bus going to another school.

In front of a school? Are your schools connected directly to highways or something?

Have you only lived in an inner city where roads can be one way because they alternate in direction every block?

We don't have blocks.

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Are your schools connected directly to highways or something?

Roads are typically 2 lanes one in each direction. You already know this because you said a solution would be to remove the lane marker.

So you have a road with an elementary school, and 2 miles further down is a middle school. Even without that you have buses passing each other during pickup because busses only pickup kids on one side of the street so you don't have young kids crossing roads. So one bus runs in one direction down a road picking up kids direction down the road.

We don’t have blocks.

What do you call a section of inner city bounded on all sides by a road in your country?

[-] barsoap@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Roads are typically 2 lanes one in each direction. You already know this because you said a solution would be to remove the lane marker.

I'm someone else.

So you have a road with an elementary school, and 2 miles further down is a middle school. Even without that you have buses passing each other during pickup because busses only pickup kids on one side of the street so you don’t have young kids crossing roads.

Lots of questions here: Why can't kids walk 500m to the next bus stop? Why are streets so unsafe so that kids can't cross them?

Why assume that there's no larger road in between those smaller roads? Roads generally form a hierarchy, you have big ones feeding into middle ones feeding into small ones. Small ones should absolutely be safe to cross, also without explicit crossings, because they're traffic calmed and don't have much traffic in the first place. That's where houses and schools are, where there's no through-traffic because even if they aren't cul de sacs who would drive through a road you can't drive fast on when there's a mid-level road that you could take.

What do you call a section of inner city bounded on all sides by a road in your country?

Straßenblock. Let me put it differently: We don't have grids and nothing is regular. This is about as grid-y as it gets and if you zoom in you'll notice that the interior streets have no lane markers and some even are cobbled. Those connect to a street ( south, Hallerstraße) with bike lanes (don't need those on smaller streets because there's not enough traffic to warrant them), which connects to a four-lane (plus bus lane) street, Grindelalle, west. The intersection looks a bit crazy but it's actually safe for pedestrians and you should've learned how to cross streets safely and what traffic lights are in Kindergarten. You've also been there with your parents (going shopping or whatever) a lot of times, nothing scary really. That kind of density and housing is probably illegal to build where you are (it's illegal pretty much everywhere in the US and Canada).

And mind you Hamburg is awful when it comes to urbanism, way too car-centric. Not because of lack of public transport but because politicians are unwilling to kill off car traffic and the whole city is full of rich fucks with too much disposable income.

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Why can’t kids walk 500m to the next bus stop? Why are streets so unsafe so that kids can’t cross them?

I suggested banning cars.

"We don't have blocks"

Straßenblock

THAT TRANSLATES TO STREET BLOCK!

A block in the US doesn't mean a square either.

I already suggested, "Just ban cars. Easy."

It is required that children do not cross two lane roads to be picked up by school buses. I don't make the rules. I don't have a solution to US car culture. But making roads unpassable by school buses isn't an answer.

[-] barsoap@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

A block in the US doesn’t mean a square either.

Yes, great, blame a non native speaker for expressing himself incorrectly, correcting himself, and then quadruple down on it. I was thinking of unprioritised NY-style blocks you see all over the place in US cities, gridlock magnets. You know, places where people say "down the block" and generally measure distances in blocks.

It is required that children do not cross two lane roads to be picked up by school buses. I don’t make the rules. I don’t have a solution to US car culture. But making roads unpassable by school buses isn’t an answer.

If you look back at that Hamburg link, at those streets internal to the superblock, you'll notice that they are wide enough for buses to go through. There's no regular bus lines through there (there's two metro stations and plenty of bus stops surrounding it) but a school bus isn't regular service, it doesn't need to play by the same rules. You can make a pickup at one of those very spacious intersections. It's not being done because there's schools in walking distance and German kids can cross roads but it could be done. Would you, however, ever speed on those roads.

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

The op picture is a rural US school. Bringing up how things are done in the city center of Hamburg is rather irrelevant. New York City children take the subway to school.

I already said I don't have a solution to US car culture. I only took issue with the ridiculous idea that the roads in front of rural US schools could be made safer by making them impassable by busses.

[-] barsoap@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Things aren't done differently, in principle, in villages. You were the one brining up blocks or did you mean "buildings surrounded by roads and fields".

This is Wacken (the Wacken), I zoomed you in on the primary school. There's surrounding villages without school so it's bound to get bus traffic. Note how it's on a street that's wide enough for that, but not the main road, the one with all the through-traffic. Can you understand that principle. (Main Roads, actually, Wacken has two, Schenefelder and Hauptstraße).

I only took issue with the ridiculous idea that the roads in front of rural US schools could be made safer by making them impassable by busses.

Noone ever said that? At least I didn't.

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I brought up blocks because the poster attempted to reframe the argument from a rural US school into a city center where one way streets are possible. I pointed out that this wasn't applicable. It was not an inner city with blocks. One way streets are not a possible solution for this rural US school.

Wide enough for one pickup and no opposing traffic, but so narrow that two pickups are going to really have to negotiate to move around each other."

When you replied to me, this is what you were replying to.

That quote was the only point I am trying to address. I stated that a road that did not allow two small pickup trucks to pass would not be wide enough for two school busses to pass each other.

That's it.

[-] barsoap@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Why can't you have one-way streets in a rural area? Fork off the main street on one end, merge on the other. Pedestrian and bicycle traffic can be bidirectional, cars can take a little detour they don't use muscle energy.

Wide enough for one pickup and no opposing traffic, but so narrow that two pickups are going to really have to negotiate to move around each other."

How does that translate to "block the street for buses? If a street fits two pickups it fits two buses. They'll have to negotiate to move around each other so if you have many (which, as I told you a lot, you shouldn't) you should consider a one-way road, or maybe a meeting bay, or a wider street with choke points, or whatever. But it's not "blocking the road for buses".

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[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 years ago

My elementary school was 15 miles from my house. You think that's a safe distance for a 6 year old to travel alone?

[-] barsoap@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Let me look at a map... maybe 1km max anywhere in my 30k town to the next primary school and that's when you're living on the very very edge of town. Should be under 500m for most pupils.

If you're living in a rural area, outside of the next village (which will have a school), which is an absolute exception as things tend to cluster into villages in rural areas, it might be 5km. Not really an issue with a bike, I biked what 3.5km to Kindergarten (together with my mom). If you have less density than that you probably should have boarding schools.

For secondary education, if you're living in a village you'll probably have to take the bus to the nearest city. Regular public transport though the schedule will take school times into account. Yes, kids can walk 500m to the nearest station.

Bonus: All that school density -- smaller but way more of them -- means that there's obvious places to hold elections as there's a municipality-owned place in Sunday stroll distance to pretty much everywhere. The only downside are the ludicrously low tables.

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[-] wesley@yall.theatl.social 1 points 2 years ago

Yup, if a school bus is coming then everyone going the other way better slow down and watch out!

It's about not making it fit "comfortably", not that it can't fit at all. Drivers who feel uncomfortable naturally slow down and pay more attention.

[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Drivers who feel uncomfortable naturally slow down and pay more attention.

Congratulations, you stumbled upon the key point of traffic calming!

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

They used to be. Now everyone drives their kids to school for reasons.

[-] Emerald@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The urban planning in many cities is so absurd and not meant for buses. This means school bus routes are absolute madness and can take hours to get everyone home

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[-] psud@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

My city has exactly one road designed like this. Fire trucks have no problem

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I really want to see these cities. They have a dedicated grid of streets for cyclists, a different grid for fire trucks, a different grid for pedestrians, and a Kafkaesque nightmare of curves for cars. Cars that presumably often break down and the drivers are found later fleshless with teeth marks on their bones. Somehow 4 seperate roadway structures are imposed on a single city.

[-] psud@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I wish my suburb's streets were rebuilt to pedestrian/cyclist friendly style. It would be easy as every street has very easy access to the 80km/h square of main roads that surround it

You could block every street in the suburb in its middle and force all drivers to take the shortest path to a fast road, and let bikes and walkers take the short paths within the suburbs.

My street has about 2000 cars a day, with over 90% of them using it as a short path between two fast roads, or accessing or leaving a destination in a different part of the same suburb.

A friend lives in a suburb that's a tree structure, that's about a third best as there are no destinations from the "trunk" roads to anything but destinations within the suburbs. I'd hate to see that suburb needing to be evacuated quickly, but they're deep in suburbia and on a hill, so safe from fire and flood

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I wish mine was as well. Just a nice straightforward grid. Minimize the time it takes to get anywhere by any means. Makes navigation easier as well.

[-] barsoap@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Not an issue in Europe. Though granted the US would probably need to replace their fire trucks with sanely-sized ones. You also don't need to haul a big-ass ladder in a low-density area what's your plan use it to do a header into a suburban pool.

Regarding response time absence of gridlock will be more important than the last hundred metres on a residential street, consider investing in public transportation, walkable cities, and generally everything that abolishes owning and using a car being mandatory.

[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Hey, I live on a road like that. It's not even bricks, but good ol' cobblestone. The cars also share it with a tram.

There's a lot of pedestrians crossing. It's a residential area with shops in the ground floor of all the buildings.

There's multiple schools and kindergartens around, so they set the speed limit to 30km/h. Does that matter? No. People go 50-60 during the day and 70-80 at night. The only times that doesn't happen is when the cops set up a mobile speed camera.

The road is fairly straight, I'll give you that, but I guess they can't just demolish a few kilometres of 100yrs old houses to make to road a bit winding.

[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I mean, if the ~~road~~ street takes up only part of the width of the right of way, you can do a lot with blocking off half the ~~road~~ street and alternating which side every few dozen metres. No demolition required.

Upon closer inspection, what you just described is a street, not a road.

Also, even with a narrower street, with strategically placed obstacles, you can convince drivers to zig-zag and reduce their speed that way.

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[-] milkytoast@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

nah fuck brick roads. the rest sure. not brick. dangerous for panick braking (less traction), wears iunt tires and suspension prematurely

[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Problems that are all reduced, eliminated or rendered irrelevant altogether if traffic moves slowly, which it probably does, thanks to all the other modifications.

Plus, they add a ton of road noise inside the vehicle, further increasing the level of discomfort at higher speeds, contributing to a lower design speed.

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Do you work for IBM on Lotus Notes?

[-] psud@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Panic braking from 20 km/h isn't going to be impeded by a brick surface, even wet brick.

[-] Zagorath@aussie.zone 2 points 2 years ago

Main roads shouldn't be brick, but local residential streets certainly should. The speed limit should be 30 km/h or less anyway, and in a well-designed road network they should only make up a tiny portion of your overall drive, so wearing tyres and suspension isn't an issue.

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Wrong. Making winding roads slows down traffic but increases the amount of time it takes to cover a given distance. Which leads to less people walking and cycling plus more local air pollution. You want nice grids. People walk in NYC they don't walk in burbs. This is what city planners refuse to grasp. You don't make driving more difficult, you make alternatives easier.

[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I agree with that last point, but the rest ignores the fact that this refers especially, specifically to school zones, where, as stated previously, fast traffic is a bloodbath about to happen.

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[-] wesley@yall.theatl.social 2 points 2 years ago

The road can have unnecessary curves that the sidewalks and bike lanes do not.

There are other ways to slow vehicles as well such as chicanes that narrow the street at certain points such that only 1 vehicle can pass fit through it at once, raised crosswalks, etc. There are a lot of ways to design the street to force drivers to slow down and pay attention.

Unfortunately, if drivers have room to speed then it comes at the expense of the well being and safety of everyone else (even other drivers).

I agree that winding culdesacs suck btw, but a street grid doesn't solve the problem if safety in front of a school. If designed poorly it can make it worse since long straight streets can easily be turned into drag strips of speeding vehicles. Street grids are fine and good, but they should not allow drivers to go faster than is compatible with a pleasant and safe environment for people outside of the vehicles.

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I want to see a road that curves with a bike lane that doesn't that isn't so bizarre that no one would ever use it.

[-] wesley@yall.theatl.social 3 points 2 years ago

Hard to find exactly that with a Google search but here's an example of roughly what I was talking about

https://djelr4m41m2tz.cloudfront.net/br/t/brisbane-dec-06-kf_164.jpg

Not hard to imagine doing the same but with bike lanes and sidewalks

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

A. That isn't what you were talking about about

B. You can't find it because it doesn't exist

C. Congrats, this shit road is going to delay emergency responses and will cause accidents when there is even a slight amount of ice

People are going to die because of abominations like this, not like you care.

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