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Dinner is on me.

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[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Why were they whispering?

[-] ARk@lemm.ee 15 points 10 months ago

Because they were on top of each other before dinner

[-] rjc@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Slow clap

[-] SgtAStrawberry@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Not getting this one, could someone please explain.

[-] callyral@pawb.social 2 points 10 months ago

i guess because plates are usually stacked on top of each other but i didn't get the joke

[-] SgtAStrawberry@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Most likely something like that, but it didn't make it any clearer.

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