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[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 14 points 8 months ago

With a sharp knife and proper technique you can avoid the tears.

Plus you don't have to wear gloves like when you're slicing chilis.

[-] TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee 11 points 8 months ago

The only reason I slice chilis is because I crave the pain when I rub my eyes.

[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 10 points 8 months ago

Try rubbing your genitals next time. That's super fun.

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

I was in a jazz fusion band called Habanero Face Mask. We were awful.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Yup. Just cut the root off before you start slicing the onion and there's no tears.

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