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Texas AG Threatens Seattle Hospital With Jail Unless It Provides Trans Patient Data (www.erininthemorning.com)
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"We're gonna need a bigger jail" 🤦

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[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 8 points 9 months ago

Cover It with coarse sandpaper, broken glass and Komodo dragon saliva first. Don't want the experience to be too comfortable for him.

[-] magnetosphere@kbin.social 5 points 9 months ago

It’s the attention to detail that matters. Nice work!

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 2 points 9 months ago

I aim to displease bows

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Let’s size it down a bit?

A hammer drill.

To give the saliva time to work

[-] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Komodo dragon venom*

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