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[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 86 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Use one time? Please. I want to ride that thing so much it develops sentience just to escape from me. If I had the money I'd buy it in a fucking heartbeat and have zero regrets. Alas I have already purchased my Christmas gifts for me and even if I saved all that money it wouldn't add up to one of those dildos. I am what is known as extremely fucking poor.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago

INB4 !Risa organizes a fundraiser to gift @Stamets a giant dildo in appreciation for all the memes.

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago
[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 year ago

I'll throw in $5 towards your giant unicorn schlong. Tis the season and all.

[-] stinerman@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago
[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

I contacted the company and, sadly, they no longer sell gift certificates.

[-] dojan@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago
[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[-] dojan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

At the corner of IWas and Kidding

[-] gazby@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

But I bookmarked this so I could contribute! I want a review from Stamets! 😂

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Oh god... can you fucking imagine? "Why is the meme man talking about dildos? I'm scared"

[-] gazby@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

I mean you don't have to post it on Risa 😄

[-] dojan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Oh! Well if you do end up making a fundraiser count me in. We're gonna get you fucked! :)

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Ah if only. Alas I am bad with gifts and a mess anyway lol

[-] dojan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Well, if you change your mind we're here for ya!

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Appreciate you <3

[-] Jaderick@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

I want to ride that thing so much it develops sentience just to escape from me.

OP is the real entertainment of this post

[-] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

I feel like I learned so much about you today Stamets…

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

All goes downhill from here

[-] whodatdair@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Well now I’m envisioning a giant dildo inching away like an inchworm

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