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[-] aluminium@lemmy.world 44 points 2 years ago

This is america.

I personally would pull up with the 12.9" iPad Pro to assert dominance.

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 years ago

I would be there to make you feel inadequate, making calls with my Samsung smart fridge.

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

As a straight man, I'd date a guy who can casually carry around a fridge rather than some standard, phablet cuck.

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Damn right. Put a portable induction burder and a cast iron in that fridge to emphasize weight isn't a constraint, and I know we'll me eatin good in the neighborhood.

[-] onion@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago
[-] aluminium@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

You actually can if you also have an iPhone.

this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2023
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