But they’re “not canon”, so that’s not happening.

To this day, I'm still salty about them scrapping the EU. I know I have totally zero effect on anything, but personally I absolutely refuse to acknowledge Disney's canon as "the" canon, no matter what those fuckers say.

The way I view it is all they did was give it the Zelda treatment: they didn't get rid of the EU in creating Disney lore, just split it off into a different timeline. In my mind there are now two canons: Legends canon and Disney canon. They're both canons, just two separate canons.

That's my obligatory "fuck you" to Disney. :P