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[-] PixelAlchemist@lemmy.world 162 points 1 year ago

I don’t see how the term “Alchemy” is any different than “Transubstantiation”, and the Catholic Church seems pretty down with that.

Imagine living your entire life with this kind of fear. Religion does crazy things to people’s minds.

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 50 points 1 year ago

You say that and yet... APIs and XML-RPC are essentially the same thing. But APIs don't make me wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat.

[-] ShunkW@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago

You... You shut your whore mouth. We don't talk about xml here

[-] GroteStreet@aussie.zone 48 points 1 year ago

Go wash your mouth with some SOAP.

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yo dawg, I heard you like HTTP and XML, so I put XML in your HTTP in your XML over HTTP.

[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 year ago

That brought up some memories...

[-] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

We could form a support group. Maybe the least healthy support group in history, but a support gro up.

[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago

Oh, sorry. I created a misunderstanding it seems. I was referring to actual soap, not SOAP. I can still hear dad telling me to go wash my mouth with soap.

[-] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah. I consider it important to maintain a healthy agnosticism about the possibility of heaven. It's dangerous to wait to start living as the person I want to be!

But on the topic of hell - well, I've needed to make two computers talk to eachother using the XML specification. I know that hell is very real.

[-] otter@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 year ago

Looking at the comments in that thread, people seem to agree that the question is silly

[-] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Not exclusive to religions.

"Is xy considered vegan?"

That pattern. Wanting to belong to something bigger i guess?

[-] Basil@lemmings.world 6 points 1 year ago

Is Alchemy even religious? Or is just anything spiritual scary to them?

[-] runner_g 1 points 1 year ago

Import SQLTransubstantiation is a lot of work for python coders.

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