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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

Enemies of Christmas! To battle! Choose your weapon:

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 23 points 11 months ago

Obviously the Menorah.

It is made of metal unlike the card and the cup, and it does extra fire damage.

[-] webpack@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

the coffee has splash damage and high DoT though

[-] Buttons@programming.dev 12 points 11 months ago

Y'all underestimating the low casting cost of saying "happy holidays".

[-] creamed_eels@toast.ooo 9 points 11 months ago

splash damage

I snorted 😂

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 5 points 11 months ago

True, it does AoE, but only once.

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 2 points 11 months ago

Unless we use videogame logic and it's an infinite coffee cup

[-] Bene7rddso@feddit.de 5 points 11 months ago

It can do heat damage too if you use McDonald's coffee

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

The card can give you one hell of a paper cut.

[-] CluelessDude@lemmy.zip 1 points 11 months ago

It also has a hole in the middle to stick your finger in so you can rotate it like a Kunai or Sai and look badass

[-] RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social 8 points 11 months ago

Can't I just wield an entire holiday tree? That's what my biofamily hate most.

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