Story time:

My ex lived in another town and I went there by train. She waited for me on the station platform. I saw her first and took a detour over the neighboring platform because it was pretty crowded. I walked up beside her without her noticing me. Mind you, what follows was completely impromptu (we were both weirdos):

I looked sideways on her tits (she had nice really big tits, like, top 5% big). I spoke pretty loud so a lot of bystanders could hear it.

Me: Hmm, nice tits! Wanna fuck?

She checked me out from top to bottom.

Her: Sure, why not.

Me: OK. But, I gotta know what you taste like first.

Her: OK.

We went on to make the sloppiest wet kiss tongue-in-throat-style.

Me: Your place?

Her: Yah, let's fuck.

People looked at us in disgust, shock, or disbelief. Only one guy had the widest grin on his face. While going I gave her ass a good squeeze. The looks on the faces were priceless.