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Say it ain't so (lemmy.world)
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[-] yote_zip@pawb.social 50 points 2 years ago

This is what they mean when they say it's hard to be a straight white male. Who can keep track of all the tiny things that might cause you to turn gay?

[-] AlataOrange@lemmy.world 63 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Care about the environment? Gay!

Want people other than yourself to be able to have prosperity? Gay!

Act with empathy towards others? Gay!

Want to suck off a Femboy? Gay!

Truck too small? Gay!

Truck too big? Gay or compensating!

Where do we draw the line!!!!

[-] waigl@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

Care about the environment? Gay!

Want people other than yourself to be able to have prosperity? Gay!

Act with empathy towards others? Gay!

Want to suck off a Femboy? Gay!

Truck too small? Gay!

Truck too big? Gay or compensating!

One of those is not like the others...

[-] celeste@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago

yeah! there's no such thing as a truck that's too big!

[-] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

vroom vroooom!!!

runs over nice garden

[-] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

You are correct. One of them has "or compensating" as an option.

[-] snooggums@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

Yeah, they could be gay and compensating!

[-] griD@feddit.de 8 points 2 years ago

Wiping your ass after a No.2? Believe it or not, gay.

[-] dditty@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Using a bidet to clean up after a no. 2 - super gay

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Truck too big? Gay or compensating!

I was with you until this part. The bigger the truck, the more heterosexual you are. Especially if the truck is super loud. Anything smaller than a Silverado and you'd probably consider having your ass penetrated.

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 3 points 2 years ago

Ah yes, the rampant faggotry of social responsibility

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