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[-] fear@kbin.social 55 points 1 year ago

I was going to ask where's Facebook's CEO, but we all know Data can walk the ocean floor and take no damage.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 year ago

I've just heard that he's signed up to a cage fight with Elon. Gonna be fun seeing Elon's disjointed wrist after he punches through thin air

[-] WheeGeetheCat@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

Elon just gets triggered by water rescues / submarines and needed some attention.

Remember when he called that hero thai navy diver guy a pedo because he said elon's sub wasn't useful in rescuing those kids trapped in a cave? Apparently rich people and submarine pissing contents is a thing.

Under no circumstances will precious elon actually risk getting punched in the head, more's the pity.

[-] artisanrox@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago

They're going to be both in fully padded, bubblewrapped crashproof outfits with at least three lawyers in each corner and fall away caging that disintegrates when you blow on it.

[-] AlolanYoda@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

3 lawyers on each corner might not be a bad thing, they're never going to take the other down in a cage match of all things, but if their lawyers get involved they're going to waste away their time and money on this conflict instead of making life harder for us!

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No the lawyers are there to punch obviously, did you really think they'd want to receive any punches themselves?

[-] artisanrox@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

maybe they'll literally just let a bunch of their lawyers fight in their proxy.

TAG TEAM LAWYERS. Like the WCW. but with retainer fees.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I've heard Zuck use contractions.

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