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[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Now, I know why women I approach were inexplicably dead. They weren't dead, they were playing dead to avoid me.

[-] squaresinger@feddit.de 11 points 1 year ago
[-] csfirecracker@lemmyf.uk 5 points 1 year ago

On the internet, nobody knows you're really a frog

[-] Meho_Nohome@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Unless you send them a dick pic

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