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[-] baconmash@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago

I too encountered fresh poop on the road.

[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago
[-] baconmash@aussie.zone 3 points 2 years ago

I did not investigate further. It was on the yellow liquid side of the spectrum.

[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 7 points 2 years ago

Wow. I'm watching a crime show at the moment so I know what to do. Cordon off the area. Question eyewitnesses. Door knock. Swab people for DNA. We can solve this.

[-] anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone 4 points 2 years ago
[-] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 5 points 2 years ago

Seems like an imodium shortage.

[-] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 4 points 2 years ago

Apparently jogging can stimulate your bowels and make you suddenly need to poop, so maybe people are getting back into fitness and getting caught short?

[-] anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone 8 points 2 years ago

See, I knew there was a reason I have never gone jogging

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