What other countries. I thought it was supposed to be Americans didn't know geography and didn't care to remember anyone else existed.

In order for us to expend some sort of energy making fun of someone, we'd have to both think of you and work ourselves up to caring about people we know little about in places we'll literally never visit. I'd have to look up new slurs and read up on international politics and shit.

That sounds like a lot, if I'm being honest, and I'd rather rag on Ohio.