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What is the one most astonishingly dumb things that, as a child, you believed was absolute truth? (lemmy.ml)

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I dont remember the age, but it was before Kindergarten, thought men came into the house at night to load the next days shows into the TV.

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[-] Xenos@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Step dad convinced me that those chocolate oranges were natural from a chocolate orange tree..

[-] MomoTimeToDie@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

my family always has a laugh when there's chocolate oranges and I'm around because the first time I had one was in high school, and when I went to unwrap it, my aunt interrupted me and said I had to hit it to break it apart. Well, nobody specified how or where to hit it, and it felt pretty solid, so I just fucking ended up vaporizing one side of the orange against a table

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