I've heard of SSBL; Single Sign on Before Log on, but I've never heard of SSPR what's that one do?

That was a very educational rant, thank you!

Ok, but could you imagine trying to get this user to get a password from SMS? They'd probably get a text from their friend at the same time and not understand.

"I tried every variation of 'miss you ttys' for the password, but nothing is working!"

(Hopefully obvious it's just joking)