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Ideas for programming rizz?
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Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)
When I was learning programming I wrote a small program that I called for_you.exe. It printed an animated ASCII penis ejaculating on some boobs. I emailed it to my girlfriend and thankfully she thought it was hilarious. We're still together.
Sounds like she's got a good sense of humor... is she single?