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[-] scurry@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

bedroom eyes

You battle your significant other for honor in bed?

[-] Datas_Cat_Spot@startrek.website 14 points 2 years ago

Why, is there another way to do it?

[-] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

My wife had to do a rite of ascension just to battle in bed with me. Honorably of course.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

Husband: "Oh man, what a shit day at work today. I can wait to eat dinner and just veg out in front of the TV to decompress."

Wife: "There will come a day when I no longer require to ride your dick like a pogo stick before dinner...but not today."

[-] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

If it's done right, yeah.

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