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I can only hope the west gets absorbed by Canada and labled a new terrority of cascadia. Anything east of that mountain range can get fucked.
I WANT Minnesota to be the next province of Canada. Hell, I almost speak in a Canadian accent. It's really flat, with a hint of a twist.
I make an exception for Minnesota.
I'd actually be okay with texas breaking off to do their own thing, so they can build a million data centers with their shitty power grid, only to regret it when the next mild winter hits.
Then they can do their Republican version of sharia law where they hunt down any female who has a penis or an aborted baby with flock cameras and bounty hunters. Oh and the armed masked unmarked millitas roaming the streets to fill detention centers like its some third world country that has CIA backed insurgencies.
Maine and Vermont are super Canadian too a bunch of Mainers are really just dislocated Québécois.