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[-] Wren@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago

If you're short you get shortened, if you're tall you get tallened.

[-] FluidBeef@quokk.au 5 points 1 day ago

What do they do if you’re average?

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

You’ve won the Procrustean lottery.

[-] Wren@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago

Death.

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