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Well, I'm 40 and been to my fair share of concerts and fests, never even heard of people shitting in the crowds so they don't lose their spot. Heard of and seen a sneaky piss some where or some genuine runny accidents. I've yanked my own broken nose straight at the edge of a mosh pit but I've never heard of people shitting their pants to hold a spot, nothing near creating a public shitting trend so bad artists are addressing it prior to their show.
Back in my day this wasn't a thing; you kids are weird.
I have a feeling it's not a thing in this day either. Getting "they have litter boxes in classrooms now" vibes
Also very likely.
Dibs on the band name Genuine Runny Accidents
Just give me some royalties or a writing credit on something.
We’ll definitely give you credit. “We were looking for a perfect name and JamesTBagg had Genuine Runny Accidents”