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There's A Pooping Epidemic At Live Concerts — And Experts May Have Identified The Cause (www.huffpost.com)

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[-] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

No one is worth skipping the bathroom for.

Nina Simone disagrees.

YouTube warning: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=995S1v-yHE4&t=71s

Edit: also: feels warning. holy shit. hello to bojack horseman fans.

edit: but also youtube warning because they cut to commercial in the middle of this song. ugh.

edit: here you go, some kind of mirror so you can listen unmolested, but minus the interruption: https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1YP4y1c72L/?uid=42563159503479316337324C

this post was submitted on 16 Aug 2026

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