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Trump administration declares brass instruments a national security threat (www.classicfm.com)

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The administration argues that relying on imported metals could reduce demand for American-made materials, leaving the US with less domestic production and fewer critical supplies in the event of a national emergency.

And because brass instruments are made mostly from copper and zinc, they have been swept into the same net as fire extinguishers, floor safes, electrical cables, welding-machine parts, and tanker trailers.

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[-] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

On the plus side, RFK Jr said eating aluminium foil is perfectly healthy. He even offered to teach some abdominal exercises that can help roll the foil around the roadkill in your gut, to help keep it unfresh between digestion cycles, which are totally a thing, too.

[-] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Wtf am I reading??

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