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Trump administration declares brass instruments a national security threat (www.classicfm.com)

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The administration argues that relying on imported metals could reduce demand for American-made materials, leaving the US with less domestic production and fewer critical supplies in the event of a national emergency.

And because brass instruments are made mostly from copper and zinc, they have been swept into the same net as fire extinguishers, floor safes, electrical cables, welding-machine parts, and tanker trailers.

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[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

You can not make this up. The next person stating that this or that plot line or twist does not make sense needs to stop for a moment, take a deep breath and have a sip of water.

I am waiting for a real life deus ex machina moment next.

this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2026

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