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"The future is for everyone," Zuckerberg says, describing future that is primarily good for Meta.

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[-] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 day ago

Zuckerberg writes “Everyone will have an exceptionally capable personal agent that understands you, your goals, and everything you care about. Your agent will work 24/7 on your behalf to improve your relationships, health, career, finances, home management, hobbies, and more. It will free up time for the things you enjoy, and help you accomplish more than you could otherwise. It will have strong privacy and security options so you can trust it to handle all of your personal content knowing that no one else can access your information, similar to how encryption works on WhatsApp. You’ll be able to interact with your agent through any device, including your glasses to keep you present in the moment with the people you care about.”

Just...how out of touch this guy are? Sure, these thing can be "managed" by AI 24/7, but what he really forgot is one important detail of living: someone ought to execute those thing that's being managed. Chores needs to be done, relationship needs time to foster, health needs to maintain, career needs to work toward, finance needs discipline, hobbies need times. What AI does is to put thing in place, what most people doesn't have is the luxury of time to do all this shit that need to be done. It's sure fun to be super rich to not having to worry about anything.

[-] uuj8za@piefed.social 24 points 1 day ago

Your agent will work 24/7 on your behalf to improve your relationships

Thanks, honey. Another text message from ChatGPT. How thoughtful.

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

My AI bot keeping in touch with your AI bot. Bots are having a blast without us. Great stuff. 😒

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Slavoj Žižek was almost right. I thought that was utterly dystopian when I first heard it, but it’s way, way worse when it’s not sex, but romance/emotional intimacy.

I wonder how many people have read text from AI as their wedding vows. I might cry.

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I wonder how many people have read text from AI as their wedding vows.

Oof, I shuddered.

Slavoj Žižek was almost right

Very interesting watch. Although he made me very uncomfortable/nervous with his constant touching of his nose.

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah, I gotta assume he likes snorting things.

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 14 points 1 day ago

t will free up time for the things you enjoy, and help you accomplish more than you could otherwise.

You mean like working more hours for the same pay or even less pay? No billionaire is going to give more time off to everyone else.

[-] SoleInvictus 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This is the same argument made about efficiency gains from transitioning to computers in the workplace. It was bullshit then and it's bullshit now.

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 1 day ago

Every time a billionaire opens their mouth; It’s all bullshit.

[-] SoleInvictus 1 points 1 day ago

As someone with ADHD, the only thing I'd ever want is an executive function aid to help keep me on track by comically berating me when I get off task. Something more adaptive and persistent than current programs, which I can simply ignore.

This guy is insane.

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