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Anon orders a martini
(sh.itjust.works)
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this post was submitted on 31 Jul 2026
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No, that’s not how it works.
If you have 1.5oz of vodka mixed with 3oz of water 94 6oz of water, it makes no difference. You’re still drinking 1.5oz of vodka.