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Anon tries dating apps
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this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2026
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I had a similar experience with hinge after a 7-year long relationship fell apart. The most vapid, basic profiles devoid of any individual personality. I think the way hinge does their profiles leads to that. I eventually gave up and instead of trying a different app, i just realized that I like being single.
Instead of spending my time swiping on basic bitches, I took up painting, hiking, got back into practicing my instruments again and joined the local symphony and a celtic fiddle group, became more active in niche online spaces and made a ton of friends there, etc.
At this point I honeslty can't even imagine inviting a woman into my life and being beholden to her whims and expectations 🤷🏼♂️
There are women who aren't like that, and who would genuinely just be a cool person to have nearby, it's just 99% of the women using dating apps are cardboard personified for some reason...