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Anon tries dating apps (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] Malyca@lemmy.zip 43 points 5 days ago

Dating apps are the worst, the absolute worst, way to meet people. I met my husband in a chat room and that's fucking awful right? Dating apps are worse. Go on blind dates, set your friends up, go and scream in the middle of a park, all of those are better than dating apps. Humans don't work like catalogues.

[-] Banana@sh.itjust.works 20 points 5 days ago

go and scream in the middle of a park

I see you use the bird method

[-] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

If I see someone attractive screaming in a park they probably have my attention.

this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2026
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