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Anon tries dating apps
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Dating apps are the worst, the absolute worst, way to meet people. I met my husband in a chat room and that's fucking awful right? Dating apps are worse. Go on blind dates, set your friends up, go and scream in the middle of a park, all of those are better than dating apps. Humans don't work like catalogues.
I see you use the bird method
If I see someone attractive screaming in a park they probably have my attention.