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Anon ruins christmas (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 25 points 6 days ago

he must be frightened to think about cocoa trees!

or genetically modifying trees to grow whatever you want!!!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

[-] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 6 days ago

This is the best part lmao. This guy not knowing chocolate's main and defining ingredient does actually grow on trees is peak reddit atheist

[-] ButteredBread@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

replace the choco with cocoa lol

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago

Still waiting on my sausage tree

this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2026
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