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Look at it! What is that? It looks kind of like a cross section of a human, kind of, except the eyes are pools of blackened fire and the brain is sending electrical pulses out to... are those Jupiters? Why? Why??? This is absolute nightmare shit lol
Maybe if we didn't spend all our money on... whatever this is, money wouldn't be so tight.
I can write that article.
Here are 3 things we could totally stop wasting money on, try it for yourself!
Avocado Toast
Fancy lattes
Lamborghini Revueltos
I should apply to Buzzfeed this weekend
It's actually worse than that. It's a link to a service from Capital One that tries to help you find better deals online, a link to one of those lone-repayment services, and a link to a new car insurance company.