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Anon loves marvel movies (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 36 points 3 days ago

I need to pee when the movie is over. If I want to sit and contemplate the plot, I can do it on the toilet

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

There's at least one app, (RunPee) and probably some websites, that will tell you the best time to take a quick mid-movie break. Then you can be comfortable even if the movie runs long. I usually pick a big fight scene myself because there's less dialogue/plot development and the outcome will be apparent on my return. I do miss the theater from my childhood that piped the soundtrack in to the bathrooms.

[-] topherclay@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

Surely the best time to pee is during the credits....

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Not if you can't make it that long. And having to leave during the big climax is the worst.

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