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[-] greenskye@lemmy.zip 55 points 18 hours ago

My wife's workplace tried to have them do dream journaling and then had them come back and report back to the group on what they dreamed about. This is a fortune 500 company that you've absolutely heard of before.

[-] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 37 points 18 hours ago

Yeah, at best, that would result in a whole lot of "I didn't dream last night" from me.

[-] EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world 23 points 14 hours ago

You could never do this with an IT team .... every single engineer would answer something like:

"I dreamt of leaving this god forsaken job and moving to a farm in a very rural town with 500 inhabitants then never having to touch a computer again"

relevant: https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/magazines/panache/fired-microsoft-engineer-takes-up-goose-farming-as-new-career-check-viral-linkedin-profile/articleshow/109771197.cms

[-] DokPsy@lemmy.world 21 points 14 hours ago

See, for me it's not as much the computers that's the issue. It's the people. Oh God the people. Makes me want to go deep into the middle of nowhere where there's not even light pollution

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 8 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste their stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it.

[-] EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Find you a B2B position .... it's still glorified service desk, but at least you're dealing with your own kind instead of shudders Normies

Edit: I just realize B2B can still be the general computer literate populace ... I don't quite know how to call this type of job. L3 support?

We deal with other engineers, the customer's in house IT team calls us for support with our specific product, but we don't deal with the end users or the stakeholders, only engineer to engineer.

[-] DokPsy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I'm a step off from it at an MSP so it's not like it's just anyone calling in. But the number of c suite people who apparently can't do their job without AI these days is concerning

[-] EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world 2 points 38 minutes ago

The one thing C suite execs and AI have in common is that they're both really good at being confidently wrong.

[-] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 26 points 17 hours ago

Or I have this recurring dream about the head of HR performing oral sex on me.

That would end that really quick.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 6 points 17 hours ago

I frequently dream about dying in horrific ways.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 17 hours ago

Okay, so there is this big aspartagus, now it's a moving reckless 8mm european slider from a german window that can open in many ways. One way comes and absorbs itself without any blue ingredients except light pickles that were brought into ransom from andorra in 1800 and 1800BC, the small spring is a irish chair is conscious, it feels warmth.

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