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Test your metaphors on the weirdest and most neurodivergent child you know (lemmy.today)
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[-] 13igTyme@piefed.social 50 points 4 days ago

The pelvic floor and vaginal wall are made of muscle tissue. It's a well known fact that when you use your muscles they become loose and flabby. /s

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 10 points 4 days ago

Just look at tongues, moving around all day long, they get so loose and flabby!!!11!1

[-] grue@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Deadheading your rose makes it bloom more.

(Deadheading isn't the same as just removing petals, but let's just ignore that.)

this post was submitted on 08 Jun 2026
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