i think that basically salads can be delicious.

basically you just have to add tasty sauces until it's delicious.

the best sauces contain some kind of thick black fluid, mostly aceto balsamico (sweet) or soy sauce (sour). add mayonnaise, lemon juice, stuff like that, then everything tastes good. fuck the nutrition values. it's just a tasty snack.

the real problem is that it's a chore to make. nobody wants that. that's why i propose salad made from tomato/bell pepper, because that's very easy to make and not at all an amount of work. add in some sliced mozzarella cheese maybe. add oil, spices and you're done.