this post was submitted on 10 May 2026
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I feel like “sir this is a library” would get him to go away
Just don't let him know most libraries have children's sections.
The child section is for books for children, not children per se, mr. Now please leave.
“Library is for ~something~ ~something~ checking out ~something~ ~something~ children.”
You’re not breaching this level of willful misunderstanding
"what did you say? LIBrary?"