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[-] blarth@thelemmy.club 21 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Ithi@lemmy.ca 32 points 2 weeks ago

If only there was an article that told us what this would help with.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

It's a large penis thing. If you know, you know.

[-] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

One with a video showing a bunch of neat things you can do with it you say !

[-] mech@feddit.org 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You don't even need regular zippers.
It's perfectly possible to survive without them.

[-] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

it's so you can get both balls caught in the zipper at the same time! I'm not sure though as I didn't read the article

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