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Dad with Stage 4 cancer dies after insurance company said tumor-shrinking treatment was ‘not medically necessary’ (nypost.com)

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[-] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 24 points 4 weeks ago

Guillotines are too 18th century. I am a fan of woodchippers. Feet first, of course!

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago

I don't want to hear a billionaire shrieking as their toes are mulched. Even if they're parasites, it'll still sound like a human shrieking as their toes are mulched.

Just guillotine them and redistribute their wealth already.

[-] BillCheddar@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

I believe this is what is meant by "pull oneself up by one's bootstraps"

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 4 weeks ago

a scimitar would be sufficient.

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