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[-] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 99 points 22 hours ago

We were playing a game and my players wanted to release a bunch of bees into the airducts to clear out a public space and I asked where they would get a bunch of bees; you'd need some sort of special contact or something. One of my players pulled out his phone, and sure enough we could just buy bees that day on Amazon. Now any seemingly contrived plot is met with "we can just buy bees on the internet today"

[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 26 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Friend of mine was playing Cyberpunk 2020 and needed a shotgun in-game. He decided that since his character didn't have a record yet, he would go buy one at wal-mart.

It's the dystopian future. Of course there's wal-mart.

No one foresaw that wal-mart would stop selling firearms.

[-] arrow74@lemmy.zip 26 points 13 hours ago

And they haven't. They reduced selection and the number of stores, but my local Walmart still sells shotguns

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 hours ago

Can confirm, two the Walmarts in my city sell shotguns and bolt action hunting rifles

[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

Huh. I thought they stopped selling 'em.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 13 hours ago

"Oops, looks like the packing step is taking a week again!"

[-] andrewrgross@slrpnk.net 29 points 20 hours ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 18 hours ago

You're tearing me APART, Andrew!

[-] jasoman@lemmy.world 14 points 17 hours ago

I did not hit him i did not. Oh hi Viking.

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