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[-] riskable@programming.dev 81 points 2 months ago

Jokes on us: Because of the gravity issue, alien life on such planets jumps right to stargate technology.

"They spent almost a thousand years fooling around with rockets!"

[-] thenextguy@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago

Uhh, one stargate doesn’t go anywhere.

[-] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

You can accelerate it into space at g forces which would liquify living beings, perhaps?

[-] grue@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Using what?

(Remember the premise of this subthread is that they're doing this instead of rockets.)

[-] KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

Bah, Stargates are just propaganda from the rocket first civs.

There is no need to send a gate in advance, just use your favorite teleportation mechanic.

[-] thenextguy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I’d say they stand a whelks chance in a supernova of that succeeding.

[-] jdr@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

Actually I'm a marine astrobiologist and that chance is really really high

[-] binarytobis@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Just frisbee those things in random directions until one works.

[-] djsoren19 5 points 2 months ago

that's why you communicate via radio waves to other life in the area and build a network

[-] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Waddayamean a « ro-ket »? You guys don’t use the three seashells system for liftoff?

[-] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 months ago

Haha he doesn't know how to use the three sea shells.

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